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Arthur Kade is a Philadelphia native, a past guest on my radio show, and now according to Google’s search engine; the “World’s Biggest Douche.”

http://www.google.com/search?q=22biggest+douche+on+the+internet%22

I’m not sure I agree with this assessment as there are many other people more deserving of this title, but we’ll get into that in an upcoming article.  What people want to know is how did he achieve this prestigious honor

Arthur Kade actually started his blog several months back and some of the outrageous things he writes about have incensed his audience world wide.  However, what got him this HUGE achievement from Google, was his blog dated April 21, 2009 entitled, “Grooming.”

http://arthurkade.com/2009/04/21/grooming/#comments

As of this writing, he has received 272 comments.  Here are some bits and pieces.
“One of my biggest pet peeves is a girl who is not probably groomed on all parts of her body. If you are a hot girl, then it is imperative that everything is shaved, or clean to the point that there is minimal hair. I have had many experiences with beautiful women where they have been amazing looking (especially Internationally), but upon further investigation they are not properly groomed, and I have actually stopped in the middle of the act. One of the many things I notice on a girl while talking to them, and figuring out whether I am going to have them is their: nails, hair, make-up, and skin, and this will many times separate girls who are hot (8’s and 9’s) from girls who I want to take it to the next level with that night (10’s). I remember once going home with a girl from Bungalow 8 in NYC who was a 10, and when I saw her naked and ungroomed, I became so disgusted that I asked her to leave my apartment, and when she said “What’s wrong?” I told her, “I am not into the hair thing”. She told me she hadn’t been with anyone in 2 months, and wasn’t planning on anything that night, so I decided to let her stay over. That next weekend when we hung out she was totally shaved.”
I left Arthur my own personal response. It didn’t win me too many friends.

“Arthur –

There are ways of salvaging a night with a woman with 70’s porno Bush. Just keep a razor by your night stand, and some foam in the medicine cabinet.

If you see creepers or hairs that you don’t like; don’t kick her out.
hand her the razor. Just say, “Hey, before I go downtown on you, can you just do me a favor and use the razor?”

Done…mission accomplished.”

In fact what happened next was that one of the sister sites to the Gawker.com picked up the story.  A writer by the name of Dodai was obviously pissed off by this obvious slight to her garden’s growth.  It’s almost like she took it as a personal affront on her vagine (pronounced VAHHHHHHH GENE).

“Friends, this is a sad, sad day in America. On the planet Earth, even. Because no matter how far we have come — I mean, we kind of almost had a female president of the United States, right? — there will always be shallow, narcissistic dudes who think that porn stars and Victoria’s Secret models are illustrative examples of what it means to be a woman. Hair has nothing to do with a woman’s “cleanliness” or hotness, IT MEANS THAT SHE HAS HIT PUBERTY and is no longer a child. How do these people exist? How can you, in this day and age, assign a number to a woman and judge her on her appearance and pubes? What kind of family raises a son who would write this”

You can read it all here -

http://jezebel.com/5224687/one-of-my-biggest-pet-peeves-is-a-girl-who-is-not-probably-groomed-on-all-parts-of-her-body

I’m thinking that Dodai is either a 70 year old woman or possibly the daughter of Chewbaca. I mean, this is America.  If you want to walk around like your Linda Lovelace circa 1972, that’s fine and dandy. It’s a free country, but most women do groom these days (on that note – guys should too).I find it hysterical that Arthur could upset so many people over pubic hairs. 

Not since the Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas & Anita Hill controversy erupted back in 1991 has there been such discussion about pubic hair. Anita Hill appeared before the Committee on the Judiciary, United States Senate on the nomination of Clarence Thomas to be Associate Justice of the Supreme Court of the United States.

Below are a few snippets from this historical event.

TESTIMONY OF ANITA F. HILL, PROFESSOR OF LAW, UNIVERSITY OF OKLAHOMA, NORMAN, OK  – 10/11/1991

The testimony began with Hill stating, “Mr. Chairman, Senator Thurmond, Members of the Committee, my name is Anita P. Hill, and I am a Professor of Law at the University of Oklahoma. I was born on a farm in Okmulge, Oklahoma in 1956, the 13th child, and had my early education there.”

“One of the oddest episodes I remember was an occasion in which Thomas
was drinking a Coke in his office, he got up from the table at which we
were wording, went over to his desk to get the Coke, looked at the can and asked, “Who has put pubic hair on my Coke?”

So Arthur Kade gets ranked in the search engines as the world’s biggest douche and Clarence Thomas becomes a Supreme Court Justice.  This story’s not even over yet.

Stay tuned for more….

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